“Do you work here?”
“WTF? No. No, I wear this laniard walking around this store impersonating the otherpeople who work here. ARE YOU FUCKING MORONS?”
“I’m not wearing a goddamn laniard just so I can lasso a buffalo or something like that—I’m wearing a goddamn laniard because I work in the f*cking store!”
If you have ever worked retail…
I RELATE and REBLOG.