June 2011
THEY KNOW ME
The Second to Last GIF in your folder is your reaction if somebody dumped you.
Hahahaha…relevant.
YESSSSS
i’m not even joking. this was it.
LMAO Accurate
Lady Gaga is being sued for 5 Million Dorras →
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WHY does this make me laugh? If this is REALLY true, then I SPIT on my cds. Who does shit like that? Claim to raise money for charity and keep the money? REALLY? ISPIT.
Wowowowowowowowowowow.
( 2 Points ) My name: nicola
( 2 Points ) My last name: foti
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name: dont think you have one, but if you do, patrick?
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with: ken, i mean, im just assuming here
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet: networking?
( 2 Points ) What kind of music I listen to: any i guess
( 2 Points ) Where do I live: middlesex, nj? if not, new jersey
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of:
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke: i think youd think its gross, so no
( 3 Points ) Do I drink: yus
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings: yes
( 2 Points ) How many: 1 brother
( 1 Point ) Do I like Them: i hope.
( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do: eating ice cream, or just eating in general
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have: 1.. that i know of. O_o"
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love: whip my hair
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing: the kind thats shy at first but opens up quickly?
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: both? but for follow the rulesish
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color: purple
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate: ignorance, incorrect grammar... I hope not capitalizing things isnt annoying to you lol
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have: making awesome videos
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets: yes
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room: light greenish almost kinda minty
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love: anything betty white says
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring: a boat to get back home
Whoop.
WTH! You’re good too! I’m afraid of crickets. (And I did get your message about meaning to include a smiling JPMETZ in my fears, which is 100% true.)
Damn! I give you a perfect 75 too!
jumpin' on the stalker bandwagon! GOGOGO
( 2 Points ) My name: Nicola (oh you fancy huh)
( 2 Points ) My last name: Foti
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name: you don't have one. but your Confirmation name is Patrick
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with: Ken!
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet: i subbed to your channels on YT and sent a bunch of stuff to your PO box…
( 2 Points ) What kind of music I listen to: all types, but mostly Nelly Furtado, Jill Scott, Britney Spears and the like
( 2 Points ) Where do I live: Central New Jersey
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of: um… bees.
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke: Nope. cigarettes smell disgusting. cigars are meh. but hookah smells amaaazing?
( 3 Points ) Do I drink: sometimes. tequila is your drink of choice.
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings: sure do!
( 2 Points ) How many: um… four.
( 1 Point ) Do I like Them: duh!
( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do: buying things, socializing, and/or driving places
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have: just your ear. your cartilage was at one point but it got infected.
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love: Try - Nelly Furtado
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing: reasonably outgoing. Vagina's the shy one.
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: total rebel. you go to the gym at like a million o'clock.
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color: purple and yellow!
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate: people not taking hints and overstaying their welcome… and spelling and grammar errors. and slow walkers.
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have: acting! and makeup, organizing, and saving money.
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets: colby and kenzie! hi boobs.
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room: White walls, black and white bedding, some green furniture
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love: "we're out of pepperoni! i'm starving, and we're out of pepperoni!" (gasp) did you call dan rather?
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring: a boat. HEY-O
OMG You are so close. EVERYTHING was spot on except: I don’t like bees but I’m most afraid of crickets. I have one brother. My walls are actually a light mint green. I’m not sure where that quote is from but I’m guessing it’s from a Golden Girls episode that’s not ringing a bell.
Bonus points for knowing my confirmation name, smoking opinions, piercing(s) and favorite song.
With the bonus points—I give you a perfect 75.
Okay I couldn't find the ask box so I had to manually type it into my search bar. Oh, lord. ANYWAY,
( 2 Points ) My name: Nicola
( 2 Points ) My last name: Foti
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name: Genevieve
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with: Petrilude
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet: The Jersey Shore. Snooki puked on your shoes and I helped clean it up.
( 2 Points ) What kind of music I listen to: The kind that makes my grandmother's ears bleed.
( 2 Points ) Where do I live: New Jersey
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of: Ginger children.
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke: Nope
( 3 Points ) Do I drink: Yes you do.
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings: Yep
( 2 Points ) How many: Two? D:
( 1 Point ) Do I like Them: For dinner, yes.
( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do: Make VADJ's and DITLOs in your spare time for basement dwellers like me.
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have: At least two.
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love: Your DITLO theme song.
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing: Very outgoing
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Rebellious to the max. If you were in The Breakfast Club, you would give the principal a heart attack and make Bender shit a fire department.
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color: Green?
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate: JPMetz.
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have: Having crazy ass hair that doesn't follow the flat iron's rules.
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets: Yes, sir. :)
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room: White
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring: Your flat iron and Colby. The reason being so you could keep up your fancy smooth ass pompadour and we could watch Colby sit like a derp to keep us entertained. We can bring JPMetz, too. But only with teriyaki sauce.
LMAO @ Genevieve and Petrilude. 54.
( 2 Points ) My name: Nicola
( 2 Points ) My last name: Foti
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name: WindBeneathMyWings
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with: KensADork and also JessicaBentleyyy
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet: On the corner of I Don't Know Street and I'm So Gonna Fail This Test Boulevard
( 2 Points ) What kind of music I listen to: The kind that makes your earface smile.
( 2 Points ) Where do I live: New Jersey where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope play
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of: Gramaticle errorz
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke: No because you have pretty teeth
( 3 Points ) Do I drink: Only when you're dancing with goats
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings: Yes you do
( 2 Points ) How many: It's either one or seven, I can't remember.
( 1 Point ) Do I like Them: Not as much as you like me
( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do: Take naps and then tweet about them.
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have: Your ears. And your piercing eyes, if that counts. ZING
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love: Spelling Nazi. Oh wait, that's a song that *I* love.
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing: Shoutgoing.
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Your sleeping schedule is that of the most rebellious of them all
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color: Green. This is an actual serious answer. I really am pretty sure it's green.
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate: (See answer for 'Something that I am afraid of'.)
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have: Tap dancing your way into America's heart
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets: I wouldn't associate with you if you didn't.
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room: (See answer for 'What's my favorite color'.)
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love: "SHRIMP???......" -Blanche. I just watched that episode last night. Classic.
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring: I hope you'd have some headache medicine handy to soothe the aftermath of trying to score my answers.
I’ll give you a 73. My favorite color is purple even though my entire bedroom is green.
( 2 Points ) My name: Nicola
( 2 Points ) My last name: Foti
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name: JPMetz.
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with: Ken! Or JPMetz. :P
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet: Through JPMetz <3
( 2 Points ) What kind of music I listen to: The good kind.
( 2 Points ) Where do I live: New Jersey.
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of: Waking up.
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke: No.
( 3 Points ) Do I drink: Yeah, duh.
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings: Yes…?
( 2 Points ) How many: …1?
( 1 Point ) Do I like Them: Sure why not.
( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do: Hang out with Justine!
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have: None.
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love: JPMetz’s advice the hell theme song.
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing: Outgoing.
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: I’d say a mixture of both.
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color: Green.
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate: Stupid people. And Tonjes.
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have: Makeup.
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets: DOGGIES!
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room: White.
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love: Glen Coco? Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring: Justine. You wouldn’t need anything else. <3
Love, Justine’s minion. :D
Hahahah I’ll give you a solid 50 points.
Why don't you do a Vlog only about restaurant, food and stuff about food? lol I like the way your present them and taste them is like watching food network but much much better :D
we’ll see ;) it won’t be my channel…but ken was thinking about making KensADork a cooking channel
Hello! I'm the idiot who couldn't find this question box. ANYWAAAYZ...
I don't know how to say this without sounding like a fangirl but from watching your VADJs and sketches, I think you're such a genuine person and simply awesome. It's refreshing to see that in someone, esp as sometimes people who post vids on the internet feel the need to fake it almost... I have no idea if that makes sense but umm yeah... Just keep being awesome. KKBAI #fangirlrantover
Hahaha thanks! I mean…the easiest thing to be is yourself, is it not? Some people put too much effort into trying to be someone else.
I have a present for you! :)
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w38/totally_rina/AAAHHH.gif
Just in case you didn't know, if you create a submit page, people can post the link as an image. :)
That is awesome!! Thank you! (And I will!)
Hey there Nicola!
I was wondering if you had any tips on how to disguise a double chin and make your face look thinner. I've tried a couple of things, and I don't know if it's because I'm doing it wrong or not, but I've never seen much of a difference. :( I wish I could carry you around in my makeup bag as my personal beauty guru.
I’m actually putting a contouring video up tomorrow at http://www.youtube.com/NicolaFoti :)
I just finished catching up on your VADJ videos. I feel the need to tell you I really appreciate that you film so often for your other channel, because I LOVE your DITLO style videos. I absolutely love your humor and it's really rad that you let us get to know you better. You and Justine also remind me of my friends that live also live in NJ, so it's cool to see you guys interact. Anyway, thanks for being such an awesome individual, go you!
Thank you! I actually love making regular ol’ vlogs—so I’m glad you like watching them :)
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Answer with what you think you know, and then I’ll score you on what you got right. Steal this if you want!
( 2 Points ) My name:
( 2 Points ) My last name:
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name:
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with:
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet:
( 2 Points ) What kind of music I listen to:
( 2 Points ) Where do I live:
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of:
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke:
( 3 Points ) Do I drink:
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings:
( 2 Points ) How many:
( 1 Point ) Do I like Them:
( 4 Points ) What’s one of my favorite things to do:
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have:
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love:
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing:
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color:
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate:
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have:
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets:
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room:
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love:
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:
70-75 Points; Stalker Extraordinaire!
60-69 Points; Hard-Working Stalker
50-59 Points; Decent Stalker
20-49 Points; Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points; Fail Stalker or New StalkerCopy+paste this and fill it out in my ask box. I’ll grade the first 10 I get!!!
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REBLOG WITH WHAT YOUR TOWN CONSISTS OF
For example:
My town is hicks and a mall.
hicks and trees
cow fields and frogs
hills and deer
tim hortons and used car dealerships
Copious amounts of glass and bars.
horses and a subway
Oil and strippers.
Filipinos and boba shops
pizzerias and chinese restaurants
I took this picture of my bookshelf and died.
Hello Nicola,
You mentioned in a recent video that you were a Communications major, I'm a Comm. major myself, with concentration in Mass Comm. And I was just wondering what you were/are planning to do with your degree? I have ideas on what I want to do with mine once I finish, but those are just ideas. It'd be nice to get a little insight from someone I consider to be pretty established. Thanks!
PS. Your videos are great. And I do prefer Nicola because I am, in fact, fancy.
I’m a bad person to ask this question haha My concentration was in Public Relations and 3/4 of the way into the major, I decided it’s not something I wanted to do. I kept on trucking though, figured I’d finish what I started just to get the degree, and graduated. The one job that appealed to me was HR. If you’re a people person and you like helping people figure stuff out, or just sharing your knowledge/experience to help them in some way, I’d say go for that. And I guess you can say I AM using some of what I learned in school on YouTube. Hopefully it can give me a boost in the near future. :)
